{"id":1105,"date":"2018-04-28T17:59:51","date_gmt":"2018-04-28T14:59:51","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blogavto.com\/memory-lane-%d0%b2%d0%be%d0%bd%d1%8f%d0%b5%d1%82-%d0%ba%d0%b0%d0%ba-%d1%81%d1%8b%d1%80-%d0%b7%d0%b4%d0%b5%d1%81%d1%8c-%d0%b8-%d0%b4%d1%80%d1%83%d0%b3%d0%b8%d0%b5-%d0%b8%d1%81%d1%82%d0%be\/"},"modified":"2018-04-24T21:48:08","modified_gmt":"2018-04-24T18:48:08","slug":"memory-lane-d0-b2-d0-be-d0-bd-d1-8f-d0-b5-d1-82-d0-ba-d0-b0-d0-ba-d1-81-d1-8b-d1-80-d0-b7-d0-b4-d0-b5-d1-81-d1-8c-d0-b8-d0-b4-d1-80-d1-83-d0-b3-d0-b8-d0-b5-d0-b8-d1-81-d1-82-d0-be","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogavto.com\/fi\/memory-lane-d0-b2-d0-be-d0-bd-d1-8f-d0-b5-d1-82-d0-ba-d0-b0-d0-ba-d1-81-d1-8b-d1-80-d0-b7-d0-b4-d0-b5-d1-81-d1-8c-d0-b8-d0-b4-d1-80-d1-83-d0-b3-d0-b8-d0-b5-d0-b8-d1-81-d1-82-d0-be\/","title":{"rendered":"Memory Lane: \u00abT\u00e4\u00e4ll\u00e4 haisee juusto\u00bb ja muita tarinoita yksityisen\u00e4 autonkuljettajana toimimisesta"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/blogavto.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/images\/Memory-Lane-banner.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"\"><\/p>\n<p>Antakaa minun kantaa matkalaukku, herra!<\/p>\n<p>Minua alkaa kuumottaa. <\/p>\n<p>Mutta t\u00e4n\u00e4\u00e4n ei ole onnenp\u00e4iv\u00e4ni.<\/p>\n<div id=\"ez-toc-container\" class=\"ez-toc-v2_0_84 counter-hierarchy ez-toc-counter ez-toc-grey ez-toc-container-direction\">\n<div class=\"ez-toc-title-container\">\n<p class=\"ez-toc-title\" style=\"cursor:inherit\">Sis\u00e4llysluettelo<\/p>\n<span class=\"ez-toc-title-toggle\"><a href=\"#\" class=\"ez-toc-pull-right ez-toc-btn ez-toc-btn-xs ez-toc-btn-default ez-toc-toggle\" aria-label=\"Sis\u00e4llysluettelon vaihtaminen\"><span class=\"ez-toc-js-icon-con\"><span class=\"\"><span class=\"eztoc-hide\" style=\"display:none;\">Toggle<\/span><span class=\"ez-toc-icon-toggle-span\"><svg style=\"fill: #999;color:#999\" xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\" class=\"list-377408\" width=\"20px\" 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Juustoa, kiitos.<\/a><\/li><li class='ez-toc-page-1 ez-toc-heading-level-2'><a class=\"ez-toc-link ez-toc-heading-6\" href=\"https:\/\/blogavto.com\/fi\/memory-lane-d0-b2-d0-be-d0-bd-d1-8f-d0-b5-d1-82-d0-ba-d0-b0-d0-ba-d1-81-d1-8b-d1-80-d0-b7-d0-b4-d0-b5-d1-81-d1-8c-d0-b8-d0-b4-d1-80-d1-83-d0-b3-d0-b8-d0-b5-d0-b8-d1-81-d1-82-d0-be\/#%D0%A3%D0%BA%D1%83%D1%81_%D0%A4%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%BE\" >Fidon purema<\/a><\/li><li class='ez-toc-page-1 ez-toc-heading-level-2'><a class=\"ez-toc-link ez-toc-heading-7\" href=\"https:\/\/blogavto.com\/fi\/memory-lane-d0-b2-d0-be-d0-bd-d1-8f-d0-b5-d1-82-d0-ba-d0-b0-d0-ba-d1-81-d1-8b-d1-80-d0-b7-d0-b4-d0-b5-d1-81-d1-8c-d0-b8-d0-b4-d1-80-d1-83-d0-b3-d0-b8-d0-b5-d0-b8-d1-81-d1-82-d0-be\/#%D0%97%D0%B0%D0%BA%D1%80%D1%8B%D1%82%D1%8C_%D0%B7%D0%B2%D0%BE%D0%BD%D0%BA%D0%B8_%D0%B8_%D1%81%D0%BE%D1%87%D0%BD%D1%8B%D0%B5_%D1%81%D0%BF%D0%BB%D0%B5%D1%82%D0%BD%D0%B8\" >L\u00e4helt\u00e4 piti -tilanteita ja mehukkaita juoruja<\/a><\/li><\/ul><\/nav><\/div>\n<h2><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"%C2%AB%D0%9C%D0%B0%D0%BB%D1%8C%D1%87%D0%B8%D0%BA%D0%B8%C2%BB\"><\/span>\u00abPojat.\u00bb<span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h2>\n<p>Kun kiirehdin viem\u00e4\u00e4n h\u00e4net lentokent\u00e4lle, pys\u00e4hdyn \u00e4kki\u00e4 ulos hotellin pihatielt\u00e4. <\/p>\n<p>H\u00e4n ei voi en\u00e4\u00e4 pid\u00e4tell\u00e4 kielt\u00e4\u00e4n. <\/p>\n<p>Sit\u00e4 paitsi minun on k\u00e4\u00e4nnytt\u00e4v\u00e4 vasemmalle.<\/p>\n<h2><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"%D0%A1%D0%BF%D0%BE%D0%BA%D0%BE%D0%B9%D0%BD%D1%8B%D0%B9_%D0%B8_%D1%81%D0%BE%D0%B1%D1%80%D0%B0%D0%BD%D0%BD%D1%8B%D0%B9\"><\/span>Rauhallinen ja rauhallinen<span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h2>\n<p>En sano sanaakaan ja tuijotan edelleen suoraan eteenp\u00e4in. <\/p>\n<p>Valo muuttuu vihre\u00e4ksi ja laitan sen p\u00e4\u00e4lle. <\/p>\n<p>Minulla oli lukemattomia seikkailuja, kun vein er\u00e4\u00e4n ministerin ja pomoni tapaamiseen ja sitten odotin heit\u00e4, koska heid\u00e4n oli ment\u00e4v\u00e4 toiseen kokoukseen. <\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/blogavto.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/images\/businessman-using-tablet-working-car-inside-PFDDYTA-700x393.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"\"><\/p>\n<h2><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"%D0%9B%D1%83%D1%87%D1%88%D0%B5_%D0%BF%D0%BE%D0%B7%D0%B4%D0%BD%D0%BE_%D1%87%D0%B5%D0%BC_%D0%BD%D0%B8%D0%BA%D0%BE%D0%B3%D0%B4%D0%B0\"><\/span>Parempi my\u00f6h\u00e4\u00e4n kuin ei milloinkaan<span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h2>\n<p>El\u00e4m\u00e4 autonkuljettajana ei ole aina helppoa, etenk\u00e4\u00e4n kun taistelet kelloa vastaan eik\u00e4 matkustajillasi ole aavistustakaan siit\u00e4, kuinka kauan kest\u00e4\u00e4 p\u00e4\u00e4st\u00e4 pisteest\u00e4 A pisteeseen B suuressa, ruuhkaisessa kaupungissa. <\/p>\n<p>Voisitko tappaa itsesi, jos antaisit minulle paremman laajennetun varoituksen? <\/p>\n<p>Juoksen autolleni, ja kun l\u00e4hden puistosta, l\u00f6yd\u00e4n mutkan, jossa minun ei tarvitse menn\u00e4 kulmaan. <\/p>\n<h2><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"%D0%9F%D1%80%D0%B0%D0%B2%D0%B8%D1%82%D0%B5%D0%BB%D1%8C%D1%81%D1%82%D0%B2%D0%B5%D0%BD%D0%BD%D1%8B%D0%B5_%D0%BF%D0%BB%D0%B0%D0%BD%D1%8B\"><\/span>Hallituksen suunnitelmat<span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h2>\n<p>P\u00e4\u00e4sen lauttaradalle. <\/p>\n<p>Avustaja tekee v\u00e4\u00e4rin ajoituksen, ja saavun kiitotien viereen, kun lentokone on viimeisell\u00e4 matkallaan. <\/p>\n<p>Pari vuotta my\u00f6hemmin sain toisen maatalousjohtajan; <\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/blogavto.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/images\/blond-woman-sitting-in-a-taxi-PL63EBJ-1-700x467.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"\"><\/p>\n<h2><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"%D0%98%D0%B7%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%BD%D0%B8%D1%82%D0%B5_%D0%A1%D1%8B%D1%80_%D0%9F%D0%BE%D0%B6%D0%B0%D0%BB%D1%83%D0%B9%D1%81%D1%82%D0%B0\"><\/span>Anteeksi. Juustoa, kiitos.<span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h2>\n<p>Johtajan vierailu osui samaan aikaan kaupungissa j\u00e4rjestettyjen suurten maatalousmessujen kanssa, ja h\u00e4nen osastollaan oli koju, jossa oli esill\u00e4 juustoja osavaltionsa eri alueilta. <\/p>\n<p>H\u00e4n palasi takaisin hotelliin, koska minulla oli kiire matkustaa perheens\u00e4 luo. <\/p>\n<p>\u00abNo, sir, min\u00e4 selit\u00e4n sen h\u00e4nelle. <\/p>\n<h2><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"%D0%A3%D0%BA%D1%83%D1%81_%D0%A4%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%BE\"><\/span>Fidon purema<span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h2>\n<p>Toisella kerralla jouduin ajamaan Perun konsulia. <\/p>\n<p>\u00abEi. <\/p>\n<p>\u00abOkei\", ajattelin.<\/p>\n<p>H\u00e4nen pyynt\u00f6ns\u00e4 koiriensa rekister\u00f6imiseksi hyl\u00e4ttiin.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/blogavto.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/images\/playing-african-wild-dogs-in-black-and-white-PJCVWN4-700x467.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"\"><\/p>\n<h2><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"%D0%97%D0%B0%D0%BA%D1%80%D1%8B%D1%82%D1%8C_%D0%B7%D0%B2%D0%BE%D0%BD%D0%BA%D0%B8_%D0%B8_%D1%81%D0%BE%D1%87%D0%BD%D1%8B%D0%B5_%D1%81%D0%BF%D0%BB%D0%B5%D1%82%D0%BD%D0%B8\"><\/span>L\u00e4helt\u00e4 piti -tilanteita ja mehukkaita juoruja<span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h2>\n<p>En ole koskaan joutunut l\u00e4helt\u00e4 piti - vahingossa - paitsi kerran, kun olin k\u00e4\u00e4ntym\u00e4ss\u00e4. <\/p>\n<p>Autonkuljettajana kuulee mehukkaita juttuja, mutta se ei ole yht\u00e4 hohdokasta, ellei ty\u00f6skentele varakkaalle asiakkaalle, joka maksaa sinulle. <\/p>\n<p>Autonkuljettajana toimiminen oli hauskaa, koska nautin ajamisesta ja tunsin kaupungin ulkoa.<\/p>\n<p>Michael Bellamy on kirjoittanut Memory Lane -sarjan, joka on kokoelma teoksia, joissa tarkastellaan ainutlaatuista suhdetta autoihin. <\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u041f\u043e\u0437\u0432\u043e\u043b\u044c\u0442\u0435 \u043c\u043d\u0435 \u043d\u043e\u0441\u0438\u0442\u044c \u0447\u0435\u043c\u043e\u0434\u0430\u043d, \u0441\u044d\u0440! 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